sodomy_and_lust

The Dirty Slurpee
2006-05-02 04:02:19 (UTC)

I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE

so yeah. nothing special is happening bored outta my mind.
plus im tired as fuck. didnt do shit today, except painted
my fingernails, and braided my moms hair. yesterday james
came over, he said one thing to me that made me smile.
right when he walked in he was like "DAMN!!!!!! dude your
looking fucking good!" *shakes head* its funny cause i
have been hit on by a bunch of ppl since ive lost weight.
plus ppl on myspace since i posted some new pix. hey fuck
you all! where were ya when i was bigger. im the same
fucking person just less of me...... so to all those ppl
whom wouldnt had givin me the time of day fuck you, fuck
your friends, fuck your family! i was the creepy fat
pierced guy, now im the "sexy" pierced guy. fuck you all.
1. IM NOT SEXY! 2.YOU AINT GOT A CHANCE. 3. FUCK OFF! ok
now that im done ranting the family type ppl are going to
be gone from thurs till sun night. woo. lots of alone
time. i really dont mind it what so ever. if moe doesnt
come over that means alot of loud ass music, lots of
beating off, tons of porn, and pretty much whatever i feel
like doin. so another words my normal shit. ha. so last
night i was talking with moe and her friend ashlee and
ashlee thought it was weird that im going to hang out with
some of my chick friends and moes ok with it. she thinks
moe should be jelouse. but during our conversation she
asked me and moe if we where down for an orgy, and shes
has dreams of a 3 some with me moe and herself. then tells
moe about it....... i really dont know about ashlee. i
dont understand how she thinks moe should be jelouse, but
its ok to tell her that she wants to fuck both of us and
go to an orgy? now thats a true friend right there.
hahaha. let one of my few guy friends say they want to
fuck her, and they will be picking their teeth up off the
ground. cause i will stomp there ass. so yeah. there ya
go. thats it. "galacto inspector...... i just dont know!"
late!

"Mad Professor"


I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never
liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey
neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity

I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what,
eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking
hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't work

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the shit with the veins and this with that
Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup
Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!)

You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternityYou can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternityYou can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity




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