Slytherin_lass

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2006-02-13 22:28:27 (UTC)

AOL

This is a joke! I made this because I was having a moment.
This is what I imagine a AOL conversation Between Severus
Snape and Lucius Malfoy to be like:


Lucius: Severus! How are you?
Snape: I’m Fine, Thank you how are you? Glad to be out of
Azkaban?
Lucius: Indeed! Narcissa welcomed me home well: p if you
get what I mean!
Snape: You’re a very Lucky man Lucius Malfoy! I hope you
realise just how much that woman loves you!
Lucius: I think I do my dear friend and if I did not, I
think she Reminded me last night. I swear Severus, I’m
still aching!
Snape: I told you that woman loves you!
Lucius: I now, I love her too believe it or not! Not just
the sex either!
Snape: Now you have surprised me! How is she anyway?
Lucius: She is still asleep, I think I wore her out; she
seemed ok when I woke up inside her this morning
Lucius: So how have things been without me?
Snape: Don’t ask!
Lucius: Why not?
Snape: All you need to know is Potter is pone and we death
eaters will rule the world!
Lucius: I always knew we would rule the world; now tell me
something I don’t know!
Snape: I fucked Narcissa a few times while you were gone
Lucius: WTF?!
Snape: I’m only joking, I couldn’t do that. No matter how
beautiful she is she is yours
Lucius: YOU BEST BE JOKING!
Snape: I am! Ask her you’re self,
Lucius: You’re lucky I trust you!
Snape: you know I only want your ass anyway!
Lucius: Why thank you!
Snape: You’re Welcome Blondie
Lucius: Get fucked Prince!
Snape: I did by your wife while you were in Azkaban!
Lucius: Fuck off!
Snape: I did!
Snape: Draco seemed to enjoy it too!
Lucius: now your rely pissing me off!
Snape: I’m only joking, I’m just glad to have you back
Lucius: I’m quite proud of Draco anyway!, he’s become more
of a man that I was at his age! I’m happy he and Pansy are
engaged.
Snape: You’re right he is very mature, but you were already
married at his age
Lucius: Only because Narcissa was pregnant
Lucius: Pansy isn’t Pregnant yet is she?
Snape:…
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