Saitorr

Saitorr
2006-02-07 08:05:17 (UTC)

Jilted Harmony

I think I want to get into the business of making ringtones.
It'll mostly be fart noises.

I'm pretty sure I could retire in a month.

I would have the highest quality fart sampling in "the biz".
CD quality.

Oh man, I'm in serious pain at the thought.

Wait, no... it was just gas.

I'm on a roll.

But I'm not rollin'.

Stop.

Ok, enough of those secular sentences. I don't know what
came over me. I'll put them in paragraph form from now on.

I would like to manufacture a fake baby names book, and put
in a bunch of stripper names, words that sound good but mean
bad things, synonyms for the word "fart"... you get the
idea. Some samples:

"Go outside and play Candi, don't worry about getting dirty!"
"Stop stripping for your friends, Flatulate!"
"Wear a coat, Patriotact!"

The book would also have erotic art, and I would market it
as "The last book you'll ever have to buy related to making
babies. Legally." Of course, after the law suits I would
pity the guy I sold my company to. The poor, poor transexual.

I would then make the only Bed/Dining Table, and market it
as "The last piece of furniture you'll ever have to buy
related to making babies. Legally." And of course, flee
that country as well.

Then I would start a russiam mail-order bride service, and
market it as... well, I think you get the idea.

The last person you'd have to buy to make babies with,
Jacob




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