FloydianSlip

Going Postal
2005-12-15 02:33:21 (UTC)

Hallmark occasions

So much to tell and so little time...I'm not even sure
where to begin.

I brought presents home last weekend to finally wrap them.
It was a pain in the ass trying to get them to the car
during the snow storm. My shoes have never had traction on
ice or snow and I fell about 5 times on the way to the
car. I ended up bruising my right knee. That didn't
really bother me unless I was putting pressure on it. It
was more my back, hips, and ass that hurt. Everything
survived just fine except for Jeremy's picture which
broke. It's fixable though so I wasn't all that concerned
with it...just mad at myself for breaking it during the
fall.

I went to work and Erika informed me that she was leaving
for the rest of the week. She said she'd give me a call,
but I don't really expect one. If I'm on vacation miles
away from everyone who can't come and see me anyway the
last thing on my mind is calling people. It's kind of like
post cards that are done at the last minute. I'm sure
she'll have one hell of a story when she gets back though.

I gave Jeremy his presents early because I didn't want to
come back home and get them Monday after my final. I also
didn't want to lug them back to Terre Haute and risk them
getting broke. I didn't want to leave them in my car and
risk something happening to them there. It was for the
best. He seemed to really like them which I'm happy
about. Happy 22!!!

I wanted to be with him on his birthday so Monday after my
final I drove to his house. I was worried about my car
because when I came back Sunday it was making a funny
squealing noise when I was going through a drive thru. The
last thing that I needed was to get broke down especially
during finals week. It made it there and back ok though
which I'm thankful for. I would have missed a final had it
broke down on the way back from Terre Haute. It's a good
car...oh yes it is.

Jeremy and I went shopping for a strap on when I got to his
house. I was excited and scared at the same time. I
wanted to try it, but I didn't want to hurt him
unintentionally. Since I don't actually have a penis it's
nearly impossible for me to feel what I'm doing let alone
know how much pressure I want to be putting on him instead
of how much pressure I actually am putting on him. I also
wouldn't want him to go through anything like what I've
been through.

We went back to his house and his dad wasn't there. I
suggested we go out and see a movie or something since his
mom walked right past us and didn't acknowledge that it was
his birthday. If his family wasn't going to make a big
deal out of it then I was going to do something
special...and besides, it's my one night to get out of the
house and do something...might as well take advantage of
it.

Jeremy suggested we stay and go out to dinner so he didn't
have to hear bitching about it. I said ok. We went to a
japanese restaurant and it was good. Jeremy tried to force
feed me but I didn't want to get too full too quickly like
I knew I would. I had started my period while I was there
and ended up bleeding through my tampon. I managed to get
most of it stuck to my thighs and leg instead of on my
pants which is good. I didn't have a spare either because
I didn't think I'd need one. I usually don't bleed that
heavily the first day.

I knew something was up when we went to dinner. Everyone
was just being too anti birthday. I wasn't sure if it was
because I was there and I put a kink in the perfect family
day or if it was because they had something planned. I
kinda figured they had something planned when Lena showed
up to dinner and didn't insult him and then say happy
birthday. He would then stick out his tongue and life
would go on as usual.

The employees of the restaurant came out banging on a
gong. They sang happy birthday to Jeremy and took his
picture. They also gave him a ceramic buddha and a bowl of
vanilla ice cream. I agree that the picture that they took
turned out pretty well. It wasn't exactly the Jeremy that
I know, but it was mostly a happy face. I'm glad it wasn't
a scowl because I'm sure that would come back to embarrass
him later one way or another.

We finally went back to Jeremy's house which I was so
thankful for. I could feel myself dripping blood for what
was probably an hour or so. I made sure to thank Lois for
a nice dinner and she said that she didn't think I enjoyed
it. I told her that I did. However, if I had to pick a
bonding activity dinner would be the last on my list. I
doubt she believed me though and I'm pretty positive
someone's going to get bitched at for that. It seems like
when I compliment her she gets offended or has a
complaint...like the time I thanked her for raising Jeremy
to be such a wonderful man and thanked her for going
through all the pain of childbirth. Oh well.

I finally got to change my tampon which was good. I washed
up in the bathroom and it looked like a crime scene. I
didn't get very much on my pants though which was good. I
wasn't really worried about the inside of my pants...I was
more worried about bleeding through.

Jeremy and I were both so giddy to try the strap on.
Neither one of us could hardly wait. We probably should
have waited for a while until everyone stopped moving
around or went to bed, but we couldn't. The dildo was a
lot larger than what I was expecting. I was afraid to use
it because I didn't want to hurt Jeremy, but if he thought
he could handle it then I was cool with that. It also felt
weird, but in a good way. It was squishy and more life
like than just cold hard plastic. It was also intact which
I was happy about. ...Sigh.

It felt pretty natural to have a penis, but most of the
past lives that I remember I've always been a male so I'm
not really surprised by that. I figured Jeremy would want
me to take him in a doggie style type position, but he
wanted to face me. I liked watching him be pleased and I
liked taking him. I was just really scared that I was
hurting him or going to hurt him. I didn't get bored...I
was just disappointed that I didn't get to really
experience it with him like I would have if I would have
had a real penis. And I'm disappointed that I'll never
really get to experience it fully like when we're penis to
vagina.

The whole losing your virginity thing was really
appealing. I wanted to go "all the way" but Jeremy
finished before I could get the strap on off and everything
else that was holding me back. Oh well...I had a good time
anyway doing something new. :) Another first.

My roomate went over to Tim's house. I was poking fun
earlier about it before she left. She said she'd probably
go over there tonight and I was like *sniff, sniff* I'm no
fun!! She's like "Hmmm...stay at the dorm and do nothing
or be with Tim...it's a hard choice Vanessa!" That made me
laugh. I was just teasing her anyway.

I was worried when I heard the key in the door. Lisa
didn't seem upset when she came in, but she was home
early. That can't be a good thing...can it? She shouted
that she was engaged and then flashed the ring in my face.
All I could say was "Oh my god!" I looked at the ring and
looked at her and then said "Oh my god!!
Congratulations!!" I asked how he proposed and she said he
put it in anagram form on a piece of paper and made her
figure it out. When she said yes he gave her the ring.
She then added, "he's so nerdy." Ha, but that's great!

Well...it's just me and Dessie now that aren't engaged and
not planning a wedding. I guess I get to help plan a
wedding though because I know my roomate's going to be
constantly asking what I think of this or that.
And...everyone else has pretty much been to the alter that
I know. I doubt Erika's going to ask my advice on much
since I simply won't be there much for her. I look forward
to attending though.

And so... I know I'm leaving stuff out, but I can't
remember what as of now.




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