My Words
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2005-06-28 09:07:02 (UTC)


Just for a minute, forget everything stressful and read

Close your eyes and go back in time...
Before the Internet or the Apple Mac.

Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack....

Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...

Way back........

I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.

The corner shop.





Football with an old can.


Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the menace.

Roly Poly.

Hula Hoops, jumping th e stream, building dams.

The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.

Bazooka Joe bubble gum.

An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that
plays a tune
- Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan
or perhaps a screwball.


Watching Saturday morning cartoons....short commercials,

The Double Deckers, Road Runner, He-Man, Zeebedee

Tiswas or Swapshop?, and 'Why Don't You'? - or staying up
for Doctor Who.

When around the corner seemed far away and going into town
seemed like
going somewhere.

Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings.

Sticky fingers.

Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.

Climbing trees.

Building igloos out of snow banks.

Walking to school, no matter what the weather.

Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that
your stomach hurt.

Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.

Spinning around, g etting dizzy and falling down was cause
for giggles.

Being tired from playing....remember that?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon

Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a

Choppers and Grifters

Eating raw jelly. Orange squash ice pops.

Remember when...

There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and
Dunlop Green Flash - and the only time you wore them at
school was for P.E.

You knew everyone in your street - and so did your
parents. It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas eve.

When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.

When 25p was decent pocket money

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When nearly everyone's mum was at home when the kids got

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out
to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents.

When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or
use him to carry grocer ies and nobody, not even the kid,
thought a thing of it.

When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared
to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.

Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't
because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc. Parents
and Grandparents were a much bigger threat! - and some of
us are still afraid of them!!

Didn't that feel good?

Just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that!

Remember when....

Decisions were made by going " Ip Dip Dog Shit "

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker
in "Monopoly".

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was

And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to

It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an
Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a

Nobody was prettier than Mum.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group

Getting a foot of snow was a dream.

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the
fiercest protectors

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from
their "grown up" life...