angiesm69

Angies Thoughts
2005-05-23 08:18:43 (UTC)

*~poems~*

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.

One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.

Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.

No throwing of the wedding bouquet.
Please, God, don't let me go out that way.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.

But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.

I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.

The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!


This Will Change Your Life Forever

I've invented a new word
It's fun and it's free
A four lettered miracle
As soon you will see

You can use it in private
Or tell all your friends
It's not overbearing
It never condescends

This one single syllable
Will change your whole life
Make you very popular
Get you a new wife

People will flock to you
Just to hear this new word
You'll be revered and honoured
Wherever it's heard

You'll never be poor again
For people will pay
To listen to you
And the word that you say

It will elate you, amuse you
Enchant and beguile
Learn it and you'll have
A PERMANENT smile

It's funny, it's wonderful
You'll never look back
This one, single word
Will give you all that you lack

So now, it's time to reveal it
Ready or not
My new word is...

Oh shit, I forgot!

Mirror Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall
do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring light
to make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me.
The way you let the shadows play
you'd think my hair was turning grey.

What's that you say, a double chin?
No that's the way the light comes in.
If you persist in peering so
you'll confiscate my facial glow.

And then if you're not hanging straight
you'll tell me next I'm gaining weight.
I'm really quite upset with you
for giving this distorted view.

I hate you being so smug and wise.
Oh look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now oh mirrored wall
since we're not on speaking terms at all

If I look like this in my new jeans
you'll find yourself in smitherines!





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