Torrance the Vamp

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2005-05-16 03:54:44 (UTC)

*sigh* the good ol' days

I need to talk to someone... says:
hello?
T8-|rrance says:
hi
T8-|rrance says:
prank call anyone lately
BOB can break dance says:
no... you
T8-|rrance says:
nope
T8-|rrance says:
I went shopping
BOB can break dance says:
any plans? oooh fun... get anything?
T8-|rrance says:
umm shoes that I am still second thinking and pants and a
sweater thing
BOB can break dance says:
fun.. sooo how are you?
T8-|rrance says:
fine you
BOB can break dance says:
absolutly peachy keen
BOB can break dance says:
sooo
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
T8-|rrance says:
my birthday is coming up
T8-|rrance says:
I don't know what I am gonna do for it
BOB can break dance says:
watchya doin? yes it is.. what day is it again?
T8-|rrance says:
sunday the 10 of april
T8-|rrance says:
on the week of spring break
BOB can break dance says:
before spring break, rihgt?
T8-|rrance says:
that is what I said didn't I?
BOB can break dance says:
well there is right after too
T8-|rrance says:
ok whatev
BOB can break dance says:
I'll be on a plane to florida on your birthday!
T8-|rrance says:
then you won't be able to come
T8-|rrance says:
what about the 9th
BOB can break dance says:
I don't think I have anythin... possibly tae kwon do, but
it is optional
T8-|rrance says:
ok so if I do it on the 9th you will be able to come
T8-|rrance says:
right?
BOB can break dance says:
i think...
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
I'd be invited?
T8-|rrance says:
yes of course
T8-|rrance says:
I don;t know what I am gonna do but you are invited
BOB can break dance says:
wow ... I am only ever invited to my cousins, and ashleys
parties...
T8-|rrance says:
omg rachel don't sell yourself short
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
that came out wrong
BOB can break dance says:
it is true, and twice I have been told if I could invite 1
more, or 3 more....
T8-|rrance says:
fun
T8-|rrance says:
brb
BOB can break dance says:
k
T8-|rrance says:
b
BOB can break dance says:
wb
T8-|rrance says:
lets prank call people we know
BOB can break dance says:
ok... who?
T8-|rrance says:
IDK
BOB can break dance says:
trev...
T8-|rrance says:
lets prank call someone we know who doesn't have our phone
number
T8-|rrance says:
because if you call their cell phone and they have our
number then they will know who it is
BOB can break dance says:
yes...
T8-|rrance says:
oh oh oh
T8-|rrance says:
call my sis and start speaking german
BOB can break dance says:
I don't know much german....how about you call trevor and
start speaking spanish!
T8-|rrance says:
lol no see my sis is taking french therefore when you
start talking german she'll think its french
T8-|rrance says:
because she thought that gesundeit was french just now
BOB can break dance says:
lol my sis would too
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
how about you call trevor and I will tell you what to say
BOB can break dance says:
still all I could say is Gutan Tag... Haltien Den Dieb...
BOB can break dance says:
hmm I will consider it..
T8-|rrance says:
consider what
BOB can break dance says:
calling Trevor
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
good now what do we do until you are done considering
T8-|rrance says:
brb
T8-|rrance says:
my bladder needs relieving
BOB can break dance says:
*backs away slowly*
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
anyway I am back
T8-|rrance says:
so
T8-|rrance says:
you weren't running away now were you
T8-|rrance says:
omgosh
BOB can break dance says:
what?
T8-|rrance says:
lets get my sis to call him and talk french
BOB can break dance says:
hahaha yah
BOB can break dance says:
or my sis.. but she disagrees with prank calls
T8-|rrance says:
or your sis
T8-|rrance says:
oh man
T8-|rrance says:
tell her its someone who is mean
T8-|rrance says:
and you don't like
T8-|rrance says:
or somethin
BOB can break dance says:
on Thanxgivin my sis spent an hour speaking only french
T8-|rrance says:
really
T8-|rrance says:
what grade is she in
BOB can break dance says:
Yah it was funny it really made my cousins made
T8-|rrance says:
let me go see if my sis will do it
T8-|rrance says:
bbr
T8-|rrance says:
brb**
BOB can break dance says:
k

(long time later)

T8-|rrance says:
rahcel rachel rachel
BOB can break dance says:
yah?
T8-|rrance says:
we pranked him
T8-|rrance says:
we called him
BOB can break dance says:
with out me?
T8-|rrance says:
I told you we would
BOB can break dance says:
how did it go?
T8-|rrance says:
so want me to tell you what happened
T8-|rrance says:
ok so my sis calls him
BOB can break dance says:
yea
T8-|rrance says:
his mum answers
T8-|rrance says:
she asks to tell him who is calling
T8-|rrance says:
she says something in french as her nickname
T8-|rrance says:
then we hear trevor go hello
T8-|rrance says:
and my sis lets loose with the french
T8-|rrance says:
then he is like what
BOB can break dance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
then my sis says I'll put you on hold
T8-|rrance says:
and starts playing Aqua
T8-|rrance says:
do you know who they are
BOB can break dance says:
hahaha
BOB can break dance says:
yah
T8-|rrance says:
anyway so then she hangs up
BOB can break dance says:
rotfl
T8-|rrance says:
then we prank called a lot of other people
BOB can break dance says:
who?
T8-|rrance says:
IDK
T8-|rrance says:
some of my sisters friends that they had numbers
T8-|rrance says:
they used different phones though
T8-|rrance says:
do you think I should tell him on monday
T8-|rrance says:
?
T8-|rrance says:
I am gonna start cracking up the second I see him on monday
T8-|rrance says:
rachel?
BOB can break dance says:
yah I wanna help tell
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
we tell

T8-|rrance says:
I am gonna laugh so hard
BOB can break dance says:
I am already
T8-|rrance says:
he's gonna be mad
T8-|rrance says:
but thats ok
BOB can break dance says:
nah
BOB can break dance says:
he is an understanding fellow
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
we need to call other people!!!
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
ok you do it though
BOB can break dance says:
my sissy was upset that we even considered her to do it...
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
shes not an understanding fellow
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
who else?
T8-|rrance says:
IDK
T8-|rrance says:
I am still laughing over here
BOB can break dance says:
I am too
BOB can break dance says:
it was my idea for you to prank phone call him
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
so on monday here is the story
T8-|rrance says:
we both got prank called
T8-|rrance says:
from someone speaking a different languag
T8-|rrance says:
e
T8-|rrance says:
and then we will start asking people around us if they got
prank phone called
BOB can break dance says:
lol yah
T8-|rrance says:
then when we get to him we will see what he says
T8-|rrance says:
and wing it from there
BOB can break dance says:
lol k... in band?
T8-|rrance says:
umm sure
BOB can break dance says:
i will be laguhin before that though...
BOB can break dance says:
it can prepare me for acting later...
BOB can break dance says:
so...
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
sope
T8-|rrance says:
anyway
BOB can break dance says:
hahaha monday is going to be fun
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
BOB can break dance says:
can we ever tell him we did it?
T8-|rrance says:
yeah of course
T8-|rrance says:
we will tell him depending on how he takes it
BOB can break dance says:
tues?
T8-|rrance says:
and whether or not one of us starts laughing
BOB can break dance says:
I will try not...
T8-|rrance says:
I will probably
BOB can break dance says:
If one of us start lughing though we can always claim that
we were thinking of something that happened in our 4th
period class? is he in your 4th period class?
T8-|rrance says:
no
T8-|rrance says:
you aren't in mine either
T8-|rrance says:
and he knows I have science 4th
T8-|rrance says:
but if I find out anything about what me and elya did then
I probably will laugh about it
BOB can break dance says:
than we can say we got in a white out battle and mrs.
******* sent us to clean white out off or asomething (I
know I am not in it but he doesn't know that, does he?
T8-|rrance says:
i don't think so
BOB can break dance says:
or that saragh had something hanging out of her nose or
something...
T8-|rrance says:
lol ok
BOB can break dance says:
*hi ,trevor were you prank pho-*laura starts laughing* I
am sorry Trevor Laura is probably thinking about how Sarah
had something hanging out of her nose...*
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
so are we gonna tell him on the spot that we did it
T8-|rrance says:
I think we should
BOB can break dance says:
no lets have some fun first, we can tell him what we did
in english on tues.
T8-|rrance says:
ok then
BOB can break dance says:
because untill we tell him we will just laugh everytime we
see him...
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
I have no clue how we ar egona do this
BOB can break dance says:
you are the one who planned it
T8-|rrance says:
I K but in order for it to work everyone else that we talk
to has to react in a certain way
T8-|rrance says:
and he could forget
BOB can break dance says:
not really, if one says yes. that'd be weird
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
T8-|rrance says:
but if arielle says yes it won't be
BOB can break dance says:
oh and I think he will at least remember if we bring it
up...
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
she called arielle? arielle is home?
T8-|rrance says:
no we left a crazy message on her cell phone
BOB can break dance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
hee hee or we could not tell him and call him a few more
time
BOB can break dance says:
s
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
I don't know french though
BOB can break dance says:
oh yah..
BOB can break dance says:
fine we'll tell him
BOB can break dance says:
on tues
T8-|rrance says:
I tell you talk to him in german then put him on hold and
play some weird music
BOB can break dance says:
all I know is halten Den Deib and Gutan tag
T8-|rrance says:
well say it then say gesundeit and say please hold
T8-|rrance says:
then play music it doesn't have to be for very long
T8-|rrance says:
just long enough for him to ask what?!
BOB can break dance says:
no ha would probably say stop calling me and hang up...
T8-|rrance says:
but its a different language
BOB can break dance says:
but how does he know the difference
T8-|rrance says:
I don't know german sounds different than french
BOB can break dance says:
french is all "ooh pretty language" and german is like
fingernails on a chalkboard...
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
its ### #### right?
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
T8-|rrance says:
omg are you gonna call him
BOB can break dance says:
I have memorized it...
T8-|rrance says:
his mom might answer
BOB can break dance says:
and?
T8-|rrance says:
then ask for trevor
T8-|rrance says:
then say whatever when he picks up
BOB can break dance says:
im not going to.. im still thinkin
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
or I could tell him Im a representative from the Marines
and I have some questions for him
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
thats good
BOB can break dance says:
then say please hold for a minute and play music
T8-|rrance says:
ok good
T8-|rrance says:
sound all important and have a fake name rady
T8-|rrance says:
ready
BOB can break dance says:
I do... but...
T8-|rrance says:
if you start laughing just hang up
BOB can break dance says:
he might get mad if we do it more than once...
T8-|rrance says:
doesn't matter
T8-|rrance says:
he is an understanding fellow
T8-|rrance says:
we'll all laugh about it later
BOB can break dance says:
hmm... *get cell phone*
BOB can break dance says:
I'd be better if I had Aqua
T8-|rrance says:
hmm what are you gonna play
BOB can break dance says:
i dunno
BOB can break dance says:
How does C***dler D***ddy sound?
T8-|rrance says:
I have no clue who that is
T8-|rrance says:
works
BOB can break dance says:
it is a fake name
T8-|rrance says:
I know that is why it works
T8-|rrance says:
are you gonna do the representative thing
BOB can break dance says:
might
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
that would be funny if a real representative called like
right afterwards
BOB can break dance says:
I'd play Happy Jack by The Who
BOB can break dance says:
.lol yah it would
BOB can break dance says:
should I do it?
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
BOB can break dance says:
I don't think I have the nerve to do it....
T8-|rrance says:
omg you have the nerve to do anything
BOB can break dance says:
Is impersonating a federal person illegal?
T8-|rrance says:
I don't know
T8-|rrance says:
maybe it is
T8-|rrance says:
say you are a teacher or something
BOB can break dance says:
*puts on a high squeeky, girly voice* Hello this is your
teacher, Mr. *****....
T8-|rrance says:
yeah yeah
BOB can break dance says:
*hello is Trevor there?" "yes, may I ask who's
calling" "It is his teacher, Mr.
*****" "Ok" "hello" "Hello trevor, this is Mr.
*****," "Hi.." "I need to discuss your grade with you, but
first will you hold?" *music comes playing* "Everybody
Dance Now"
T8-|rrance says:
yeah yeah
T8-|rrance says:
only what if his mom knows Mr. *****
BOB can break dance says:
Plus I know it is illegal to impersanate a real person
T8-|rrance says:
just say this is Mr. ***** because ***** is a common name
BOB can break dance says:
"Hello, Tevor, I have called to save you a bunch of money
on your car insurance by switching to Geico" *before he
can respond* "please hold" *everybody dance now*
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
I like that one
BOB can break dance says:
he will hang up really quickly
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
so what
T8-|rrance says:
It'll be funny
BOB can break dance says:
*considers it*
BOB can break dance says:
Sorry bob is getting married online
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
He might be having dinner soon
T8-|rrance says:
thats ok
T8-|rrance says:
so
BOB can break dance says:
er.. *looks for more excuses*
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
it'll be midnight before you prank him
BOB can break dance says:
thats alright
T8-|rrance says:
i'm gonna bug you forever if you don't
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
I can't
T8-|rrance says:
?
BOB can break dance says:
I took to long ands my phone died
T8-|rrance says:
well get a different one
BOB can break dance says:
its my only cell phone
T8-|rrance says:
well charge it
BOB can break dance says:
i mam
T8-|rrance says:
while its charging call
T8-|rrance says:
you can do that you know
BOB can break dance says:
No I cant'
T8-|rrance says:
yes you can
T8-|rrance says:
turn it on
BOB can break dance says:
no i can't it wont work... plus my mum/dad would see me
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
omg rachel
BOB can break dance says:
what?
T8-|rrance says:
you missed teh golden opportunity
T8-|rrance says:
grrrr
BOB can break dance says:
how?
T8-|rrance says:
you should've called him
T8-|rrance says:
oh well I still laugh
BOB can break dance says:
I might tomorow
T8-|rrance says:
ok
T8-|rrance says:
so
T8-|rrance says:
what do we do now
BOB can break dance says:
sing?
T8-|rrance says:
you have to act like you're someone
T8-|rrance says:
you live wha toyu learn
T8-|rrance says:
oh the song is over
T8-|rrance says:
heard any good music lately
BOB can break dance says:
yep
T8-|rrance says:
I walk a lonley road
T8-|rrance says:
the only one that I have ever known
T8-|rrance says:
I walk this empty street
T8-|rrance says:
grr too fast for me
T8-|rrance says:
do you have a favorite him song yet?
BOB can break dance says:
not yet...
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
so
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
BOB can break dance says:
19 19 1985
T8-|rrance says:
loll
T8-|rrance says:
thats a funny song
BOB can break dance says:
yep
BOB can break dance says:
my sissy says that trevy's parents will be *mad* at us
T8-|rrance says:
no just his mom
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
have a nickname for him now huh
BOB can break dance says:
yah your little trevy....
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
you make him soundn like a cat or a puppy or something
BOB can break dance says:
he is like a puppy
T8-|rrance says:
how
T8-|rrance says:
?
BOB can break dance says:
He has hair... um and eyes?
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
so do you
BOB can break dance says:
yah but I am more of a m,ouse
T8-|rrance says:
I was gonna say that
T8-|rrance says:
but I have hair and eyes
BOB can break dance says:
but your more of a ... unicorn?
T8-|rrance says:
that hurts actually
BOB can break dance says:
er... human, human
T8-|rrance says:
what do I have in common with a unicorn
BOB can break dance says:
I have no clue
T8-|rrance says:
its my fatness huh
BOB can break dance says:
no.. your too skinny
T8-|rrance says:
me skinny
T8-|rrance says:
wow
T8-|rrance says:
you have a demented sight
T8-|rrance says:
which would explain a lot
BOB can break dance says:
I don't think Unicorns are fat ayway
T8-|rrance says:
so I have just proved you wrong
BOB can break dance says:
huh.. er I am sorry?
T8-|rrance says:
you can't see well therefore everyone looks like something
that they are not
BOB can break dance says:
Do you hate me?
T8-|rrance says:
nope
T8-|rrance says:
I like mice
T8-|rrance says:
they are cute
BOB can break dance says:
actually I have 20/13 eyesight so...
T8-|rrance says:
hmmm
BOB can break dance says:
Oh my gosh my sis is going on about how prank calls are
illegal
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
they are?
BOB can break dance says:
parently
T8-|rrance says:
hmm
T8-|rrance says:
we could be in trouble
BOB can break dance says:
I didn't do it
T8-|rrance says:
neither did I
T8-|rrance says:
it was my sis
BOB can break dance says:
haha your sis will get in trouble
T8-|rrance says:
but she could blame it on me
T8-|rrance says:
then I would feel guilty
T8-|rrance says:
I'm scared
BOB can break dance says:
in our defense we didnn't prank phone anyone, we just
taught them french, and played them music
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
rotf
T8-|rrance says:
omg you are right
T8-|rrance says:
only we didn't tell them what the french words meant
T8-|rrance says:
lo
T8-|rrance says:
I am like falling out of my chair
BOB can break dance says:
plus they Can be illegal. not always
T8-|rrance says:
well we didn't imersonate anyone
T8-|rrance says:
impersonate***
BOB can break dance says:
yes, thats true, and we can always say, sorry it was a
wrong number
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
T8-|rrance says:
we should like call people who have cell phones likek
during class
T8-|rrance says:
then like hang up
BOB can break dance says:
yah
T8-|rrance says:
get them in trouble
T8-|rrance says:
we are so evil
BOB can break dance says:
b4 we hang up we should say 7 days
T8-|rrance says:
lol
T8-|rrance says:
that would be hilarious
BOB can break dance says:
yah...
BOB can break dance says:
hmmm what else could we do...
T8-|rrance says:
IDK
BOB can break dance says:
we could mooo real loud.....
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
T8-|rrance says:
so
BOB can break dance says:
any more phone numbers
T8-|rrance says:
don't think so
BOB can break dance says:
who would be fun too call?
T8-|rrance says:
don;t know
BOB can break dance says:
ashley
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
sarah
T8-|rrance says:
k
T8-|rrance says:
you call though
BOB can break dance says:
darn I knew you'd say thatr
BOB can break dance says:
on tues we should go up to him and be like trevor, would
you say thet you are a pretty understanding fellow?
T8-|rrance says:
ok yeah
T8-|rrance says:
we should totally say that
BOB can break dance says:
and after we tell him we should be like, "now I hope that
teaches you a lesson about leaving your phone number in
people's yearbooks!"
T8-|rrance says:
yeah
T8-|rrance says:
I know
BOB can break dance says:
hmm
BOB can break dance says:
I got a piano book, and one of the songs in it is one of
the songs that james butchered yesterday
T8-|rrance says:
really
T8-|rrance says:
I hate him
BOB can break dance says:
ah...
T8-|rrance says:
he like hurt my ears
BOB can break dance says:
yah...
BOB can break dance says:
rollin rollin rollin on the river
T8-|rrance says:
i d k that song
BOB can break dance says:
I only do cuz its in my book
T8-|rrance says:
lol
BOB can break dance says:
but the book has my 2 fav. songs ever...
T8-|rrance says:
which are
BOB can break dance says:
American Pie and Ol' Time Rock n' roll
BOB can break dance says:
i brb dinner
T8-|rrance says:
ok
BOB can break dance says:
b
T8-|rrance says:
that was fast
BOB can break dance says:
i'm eating in my room
T8-|rrance says:
oh fun
BOB can break dance says:
yep
BOB can break dance says:
yuck it is gross
T8-|rrance says:
what
BOB can break dance says:
my dinner
T8-|rrance says:
oh sorry
BOB can break dance says:
so watchya doin?
T8-|rrance says:
nothin
BOB can break dance says:
interesting
BOB can break dance says:
so...
T8-|rrance says:
yeah


T8-|rrance says:
this si fun
BOB can break dance says:
yep
T8-|rrance says:
mmm cotton candy
BOB can break dance says:
you have cotton candy?
T8-|rrance says:
my bro gave me som
BOB can break dance says:
I want
T8-|rrance says:
I'm sory
BOB can break dance says:
*sniff*
T8-|rrance says:
anywa
T8-|rrance says:
y
BOB can break dance says:
look hes crawling up my wall black and hairy very small
now hes up above my head hanging by a little thread Boris
the Spider Boris the Spider
T8-|rrance says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
T8-|rrance says:
spiders

lol good times good times


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