Jodie

Jodie's DreamLand
2005-05-09 17:04:51 (UTC)

Stuff About Kids ~ Got as an Email

There is only one pretty child in the world and every
mother has it.

Chinese Proverb: Cleaning your house while your kids are
still growing is like clearing your driveway in the middle
of a snowstorm.

Mothers of teens are the only ones that KNOW why animals
eat their young.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they
certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school clothes.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to
remind yourself that there are children out there more
awful than your own.

We childproofed our home 3 years ago and they're still
getting in!

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
children.

When mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool a Mom.

I love to give homemade gifts...which one of my kids do
you want?

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has
never tried it.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16
telling them to sit down and shut-up!


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