taking heed

slightly exaggerated
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Dave and the Adulterous Gangbang

Few things in life are awesomer than knowing someone who
fucked a member of moderatly famous ska band (especially
since all the band member really wanted to do was cuddle)
and few things are awesomer than knowing someone who can't
keep track of their past gangbangs. Few things indeed.
Well I can think of one thing actually. Having a friend,
being self-righteous and jealous enough write a condemning
diary entry about someone they don't know because,
probably because I associate with that person. I mean, in
what life is being a groupie not rad? Especially if it's
the planet smashers.

But I digress.

By my count there are at least 6 or 7 people who are part
of the Hate Derrick Club (HDC) right now. There's probably
more. All for reasons I can't grasp for the life of me.
And that's fine. Who am I to stand in the way of people
getting a good hate on. So, today I get to walk around all
the creative stares that angered people can muster, and I
think that will help me get through the day, because I
frankly don't give a shit about everyone else's hangups.
All I really hate right now is my fucked up job and the
broken elevator at my fucked up job. And the retard sign
on the elevator at my fucked up job. "Out of service.
Sorry for inconvenience." Inconvenience, inconvenience.
Yah, that's what this is to the wheelchair bound
individual, an inconvenience.


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