The Daily Chaos of Kalamity K
ANOTHER SCINTILLATING DAY...
...21 minutes late because of the weather. Whatever. It's
snowing. I love the snow.
The Russian word for snow is pronounced "cnyeg". Just
thought you all might want to know.
Headachy and irritated and just wanting to be anywhere but
here - but not home b/c my bf stayed home sick.
I have so much to say. I'm bursting to write. BURSTING.
I can't stand it. I CAN'T STAND IT. I need to get this
I haven't yet done any work. I don't care. I don't want
to do any work. Fuck. Whatever.
I have an application to do for today, too.
I hate this.
I have so much to say goddamnit!
P.S.: EXCUSE ME? ONE OF THE REGIONAL SUPERVISORS IS
TALKING TO HEAD SECRETARY/TEAM LEADER LADY AND SHE WAS JUST
GOING ON, "IN MY OLD JOB I USED TO TAKE A HALF DAY OFF A
MONTH AND GO AND GET MY LEGS WAXED AND HAVE A PEDICURE AND
BLAH BLAH BLAH..." EXCUSE ME? EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME? OH MY
GOD I'M GOING TO BLOW MY TOP! I'M LOSING IT, LOSING IT,
LOSING IT, TAKING TIME OFF EVERY MONTH TO GET YOUR FUCKING
LEGS WAXED? WHAT? W H A T ? I shouldn't be so irritated
by that but...well...you know what? I am b/c I'm already
in a bad mood and WHAT? Like it's a point of pride? I
already didn't really like this person. Whatever.
WHATEVER. WHAT FUCKING EVER! [-arghs and pulls on her
hair and just dissolves in disbelieving laughter-]
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