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2005-03-01 02:32:26 (UTC)

For All Us Stupid Blondes

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once they're on their back, they're screwed.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she say?
A: Is it mine?

Q: If a blonde and brunette were to jump off a bridge together, who would hit the bottom first?
A: The brunette. The blonde would stop to ask directions.

Q: Why do blondes own underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns in driver's ed?
A: You can also sit upright in a vehicle.

Q: What do you call a blonde upside down?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch 'n' sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

More coming soon. My fingers are tired! RARR!

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