RideDaGurls17

GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS
2005-02-26 21:58:43 (UTC)

WAYS OF BEATING TIGER WOODS

WAYS OF BEATING TIGER WOODS

Wow he's just ripe for a beating isn't he? He's one of the
most dominant players to ever step onto a golf course. He
probably feels pretty good about himself but we've got
some news for mister Woods. He thinks he's untouchable but
oh does he ever think wrong. We've uncovered many ways
that you can actually beat Tiger Woods and are willing to
share a few of them with you right here in this article...

What you need to beat Tiger:
- Tiger Woods
- other items

Methods of beating Tiger Woods:

baseball bat: He's a good golfer but he probably sucks at
other sports like baseball. What better way to beat him
then to club him over the head with a bat, or perhaps
sneak up on him from behind and take him out at the knee's.

bobby club: The brits have been beating people with these
for years and I can't think of a good reason why it
wouldn't be equally effective if used to beat Tiger Woods.

wild horse stampede: This one will be hard to pull of as
it requires a large group of angry wild horses. However if
done right this one could be a real blast. You can lure
Tiger into getting near the horses by telling him he'll be
attending a charity event for dying children or something.

plant drugs on him: When Tiger passes you by on the street
you can put some narcotics into his back pocket without
him knowing, then inform a nearby police officer of what
Tiger is carrying. After he denies it and refuses arrest
he will be swiftly beaten.

tomato soup can: If there's one good thing to come out of
the movie Nowhere it's that a can of tomato soup can be an
excellent weapon when beating someone. This will work on
anyone but would be especially good when used on Tiger.

chopstick assault: I know what you're thinking, hitting
the man with a chopstick isn't going to do much... but if
it's 100 giant lead filled chopsticks then that will
surely be the beating of a lifetime.

wing commander: Invite Tiger Woods over to your house,
tell him it's a party or again, a charity function for
some dying kids and then surprise him with watching the
movie wing commander on dvd. It won't be long before Tiger
is beating himself with everything within reach.

golf challenge: Challenge Tiger to a round of golf and
when he accepts proceed to shoot a near perfect round of
golf, if he still wins... you know what to do.




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