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Diana's Online Diary
2005-02-16 17:05:27 (UTC)

Bridget is genius

"It's the truth universally acknowledged...that the moment
one area of your life starts going OK... another part of
it falls spectacularly to pieces."

"And that was it. Right there. Right there. That was the
moment. I suddenly realized that unless some thing changed
soon... I was going to live a life where my major
relationship... was with a bottle of wine... and I'd
finally die fat and alone... and be found three weeks
later, half-eaten by wild dogs. Or I was about to turn
into Glenn Close... in "Fatal Attraction."

"And so I made a major decision. I had to make sure that
next year... I wouldn't end up shit-faced and listening to
sad FM... easy-listening for the over-thirties. I decided
to take control of my life... and start a diary... to tell
the truth about Bridget Jones... the whole truth.
Bridget Jones: Resolution number one-ohh-obviously will
lose twenty pounds. Number two... always put last night's
panties in the laundry basket. Equally important... will
find nice sensible boyfriend to go out with... and not
continue to form romantic attachments... to any of the
following... alcoholics, workaholics, commitment-
phobics... peeping toms, megalomaniacs... emotional
fuckwits, or perverts. And especially will not
fantasize... about a particular person who embodies all
these things."

http://colinfirth.topcities.com/films/BJDdialogues.html




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