Kay Jean

My life My story
2005-02-10 03:56:41 (UTC)

Seven degrees of blonde

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),
picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"
and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting
to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices
a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says,
"Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
dummy, it's me!"


THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and
when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a
redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she
Is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to
her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She
proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W.

FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was
pregnant? "Is it mine?"


SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her
US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
knew what Roe
vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said,
"That was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed
the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the
police at once and reported the crime. The police
dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-
9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of
the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home
to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for
help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."




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