I'll Be Loving You

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2005-02-09 02:01:15 (UTC)

Top 10 rejection lines by women (and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that
inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one
jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the
ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you
spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls
from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a
half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't
even date you if you were in the same solar system, much
less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as
boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and
what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and
have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

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