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2005-02-09 01:46:01 (UTC)

The Top 10 Reasons That Electrical Outlets Are Fun

The Top 10 Reasons That Electrical Outlets Are Fun


10) You find the words "Insert the extension cord into the
outlet" as a funny euphemism for sex.

9) You can tell your dumb roommate that's where he has to
insert his key to "turn the lights on".

8) If you have your Marijuana Glade Plug-In turned on,
you'll find ANYTHING funny.

7) 4 Words: Wet The Cat's Tail!

6) If you stare at them for 48 straight hours trying to
come up with a Top 10 List, you'll start to see those
little eyes and that little smile and it all really does
look funny!! HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE, HEE HEE

EDITOR'S NOTE: AFTER TOP 10 BOY SNAPPED AND RAN SCREAMING
FROM THE FUNNYBONE OFFICE, WE TEMPORARILY HIRED HIS
COUSIN. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

5) Tell your baby sister that's a piggy bank and that's
where she needs to put her pennies.

4) Perfect place for your South Park nightlight so every
night, you can kill Kenny!!

3) Tell your really bored child that its outlets are cool
things to try and shoot their water pistol at it.

2) Personally, I find that anything you can buy at Radio
Shack is very funny. I mean why in the..huh? Wait a second
(Much whispering) You mean electrical outlets in the wall
and not one of those outlet mall stores? Well, hell son,
there ain't nothing funny about those things!!

1) Anything that uses the word "PRONG" in its usage, has
to be funny.


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