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2005-02-02 19:04:39 (UTC)

Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS


Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.

5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every
bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-
****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you
crazy.

10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it
yesterday.


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