Jonathan

Random (boring) Thoughts
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2005-01-26 22:06:18 (UTC)

Post office

I hate the fucking United States Postal Service. I hate it
with every ounce of my being.

I hate how it takes 10 days for a letter to get from
Boston to VT when I can get one to Northern Ireland in 2.

I hate paying more for a Post Office box, even though I
have to come to you to get my mail. They should be paying
me for making their job easier.

I hate the confusing forms, which they somehow manage to
screw up, even after multiple correct copies are
submitted.

I hate standing in the lines. I hate the obnoxious
clerks. I hate buying the fucking stamps, which go up in
price faster than anything on the planet, including gas.

Worst of all, I hate having no other option than to deal
with their bullshit every fucking day.

Consider this a call to action. Postal employees of
America unite! Take up your arms against one another. The
revolution is upon us. Take out your rage against your co-
workers.

When the dust settles, I hope you all have died terrible,
painful deaths. I hope that during your last moments on
earth, you experienced just a fraction of the intense
agony that we citizens have to endure every time we are
forced to deal with you. FUCK YOU, USPS.

DHL is our last hope.


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