Cammy

Silk Masks
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2005-01-22 19:22:44 (UTC)

Stupidity Test I

This is a stupidity test i recieved in an email a long time
again that i really liked. write down what you think the
answers are and then see what you rate at. Send me your
score and i'll post it =D
don't worry about doing good or bad, most people get pulled
in. (and if you have funny answers i'll post those too! =D)

1. What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3?


2. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel.
How can that be?


3. Why are 1977 dollars worth more the 1976


4. What word in the English language does nearly everyone
pronounce Incorrectly?


5. In the United States is it legal for a man to marry his
widow's sister?


6. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet
by three feet by four feet?


7. Some months have 30 days; some months have 31 days, which
months have 28?


8. Which is correct-eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and
eight ARE fifteen?


9. A 10-foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with
the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one
foot between the rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6
inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered?


10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have 6 daughters and each daughter
has one brother. How many people are there in the family?

ANSWERS BELOW

1. A: 13, 5 divided by .5 = 10 plus 3=13

2. A: Only one is a nickel, because it is a 50 cent piece
and the other is a nickel.

3. A: Because 1977 dollars is more than 1976 dollars ( I
hope you all got that one)

4. A: Incorrectly

5. A: No. If he has a widow, then the man is dead and cannot
legally marry
anyone.

6. A: There is no dirt in a hole.

7. A: All the months have 28 days in them.

8. A: Neither. Eight and eight equals SIXTEEN!

9. A: The rungs will never be covered because the boat rises
with the tide.

10. A: 9 members total. 6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith
and Mrs. Smith.

Score Key!
# Correct  Your Rating
0          Sorry to say, but you're an Idiot
1-2        Give it another try. You can do better.
3-4        I hope you don't embarrass yourself with that
Score
5-6        Congratulations! You're average!
7-8        Way to go. You're smarter than the average Joe!
9          You just need a genius to get the last answer for
you
10         You are the genius.


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Brigit - Score of 7 (answers 3,4,5,6,7,8 & 10 correct)

Peter - Score of 9 (answers 1,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, & 10 correct)

the Dez - got 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,and 10 correct! as she says =P
then adds "Stupid #5" aww dez. we love you. and a score of 9
is reallyyy gooood.



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