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Nick's Journal
2005-01-06 04:15:26 (UTC)

Bobby Flay has a huge fucking cold sore on his lip

so here i am at home enjoying cable tv, since i don't get
it at my apartment. i'm trying to enjoy iron chef
american, until i see fucking bobby flay. now i don't know
if you guys watch teh food channel as religiously as i do,
but i watch it a whole fucking lot. bobby flay is some
bumfuck whitetrash man who layed off the moonshine long
enough to barbecue some fucking ribs for about 30 mins and
calls it a show. anyhow, there he appears on ironchef
american with a huge fucking cold sore on his lip. sweet
jesus ice-skatin' christ. what is it so fucking big you
can't put some rouge on that shit?
it's the size of venezuela and it's just oozing over
everything he's preparing. would you like some VD with
that? christ, i mean at least cut it off, come on bobby.
hey why don't you cook up a quick fix for unsightly facial
blemishes while you lay another slab of ribs on the grill?
haha, i just saw this commercial for some dog medicine and
it's funny as a fat guy trying to stand up on a greased
piece of parchment paper.
it's this vet moving a dog's (apparently) hurt leg. he
pulls it back and forth and the dog is looking at him with
a murderous sneer. i can just see the dog thinking,
"pull my paw again bitch......that's right pull it, i'm
gonna fuck you up when you pick me up to put me back on the
ground..."
peace.