ultimateEMOgurl

So much for my happy ending...
2004-12-28 07:57:22 (UTC)

disneyland is NOT the happiest place on earth...

SO today was the day that me and liz went to disneyland
because it was my xmas present to her. Everything started
out all good and stuff, and then...it was all down hill
after we got to the ticket counter.

First of all, when we walked up to the little man in the
booth he was like, were you up late last night? Did you
girls have a slumber party? And im just looking at him
like....what the heck are you talking about!? And then im
like um...no, i didnt, thank you very much. CUz asking me
that pretty much implied that i looked like crap, so thank
you mr. ticket person..thanks a lot.

Then we went in and got on star tours and these people try
and cut us off in the line, and its like "what the heck do
you think youre doing!?" But whatever, it was still the
beginning of the day...but little did i know the beginning
to even more retarded people.

SO then we went on autopia and that was fun, cuz liz is
retarded and she stopped steering and we were just bouncing
around on the little rail under us. SHE didnt like the ride,
but i do. lol. so whatever.

After we went on autopia we went to have lunch, and i cant
believe i paid 9.35 for a cold cheeseburger, cold fries and
a drink. Its amazing how much they can get people to pay for
things, but i guess you dont really have any other choice.

Then we went to the matterhorn. This is where things started
to get good, and set the tone for what the rest of the day
would be like. We were waiting in line, and there was this
couple in front of us and me and liz were listening to them
and watching them. It was obvious that they were on like a
first date, and the girl wasnt really enjoying herself. The
guy would try and touch her and she would back away and
stuff like that. ANd i guess he had his hands on her knees
and she like moved them off really fast, and was like "i
dont want to be tickled!!" lol. We were laughing quite
hard...it was very funny. lol. Then as we were waiting to
go, like as we were sitting in the little car thingy, the
lady told liz that she couldnt have the cup on the ride. SO
liz put the cup down on the left side and the lady was like
"you cant put that there, you wanna give it to me?" And the
way she said it was just very rude and very mean. But the
ride was fun nonetheless.

So then after that ride we went and got a fastpast to ride
thunder mountian, and then we took a break and happened to
sit on a bench across a VERY entertaining child. OK, so we
are sitting there and we are watching the people go by and
making comments about them. Then we notice the kid. He is
just sitting there eating a pretzel, but he just looked so
odd. Like, his facial expressions, he looked like he wanted
to kill his little brother cuz he was dancing around and
happy and yeah. But he was just sitting there with his legs
crossed(like a girl) eating is pretzel. ANd like, he didnt
even EAT normal. lol. It must have taken him like 45 mins to
finish a PRETZEL. ANd he would sit there with chewed food in
his mouth and not swallow it. lol. He was one of the
weirdest kids i have ever seen. THen stupid liz took a
picture of him as we were walking away. lol. poor kid
probably knew we were talking about him.

So we still had some time to kill after the preztel kid
before it was 410 and time to go back to our ride. So we
decided to walk up into fantasy land and we saw peter pan,
so we went to go take a picture with him. SO we are standing
there waiting while all the little kids get pictures and
autographs and it is FINALLY our turn. So liz is in front of
me and she goes to get up on the little platform he is on
and he liked reached for her hand!!! Now he didnt do this
with the little kids, and im just standing there thinking
what the heck is he doing!? And liz like pulled her arm back
and it was really funny. ANd peter had weird fake looking
teeth cuz they were very white and very striaght. And his
makeup didnt match his skin. lol. Then we went and took a
picture in the little dumbo car thing, and i couldnt stop
laughing. lol.

After that we went and rode thunder mountian, and went and
got a fastpass for the haunted mansion, and went and rode
pirates of the caribiean. During our ride on pirates it had
rained...and so the ground was really slippery. And we were
walking and there was a curb so we had to step up only, as
liz stepped up...she slid, and she sorta did the splits and
it was REALLY funny. lol. But she was like "owwww i dont
bend that way!!!" lol. And i think the people behind us were
laughing at her. lol, mean people!

Then we went and had dinner at the pizza place, and we like
sat in there for a long time, talking about how stupid
disneyland was and all that. Beacuse up to that point
everything was just going stupid and blah. SO we sat in
there until it was time to go ride the haunted mansion. As
we were sitting in the fastpass line i was NOT a happy
camper. CUz i believe on our way there some guy whistled at
me. ANd there were a lot people and they dont know how to
walk, and this was ALL DAY. And so i was just fed up. And
then people were like stupid and cutting in the line, and
they didnt know where to go and BLAH PEOPLE ARE JUST REALLY
STUPID!!! But after the ride i was a little better, and then
it was off to the teacups :)

I forgot how fun the teacups were. I think that is what put
me in a better mood. You just cant beat the classic rides.
ANd there is nothing like spinning around as fast as you can
in a teacup. lol. It was great!!

Then...it was time for the fireworks.

Ok, see. THe fireworks is what i really wanted to go to
disneyland for. THey put on a REALLY good show and its
really pretty. And they make it snow after, well...they blow
soap suds at you, but it looks really pretty. And so we are
sitting there. And some stupid asian lady like pretty much
SAT on me, and i was looking the other way and i looked her
way and it SCARED THE CRAP OUTA ME. lol. See, i dont like to
be that close to people, especially people i DONT KNOW! And
then they make an announcement the the show might be
canceled. ANd im just sitting there going "youve GOT to be
kidding me!!!!" And they made this announcement a couple
times and they finally said it was cancelled. There were
many MANY boo's and the guys next to us were like
"DISNEYLAND SUCKS!!" And im like yes, i agree! lol. I was
NOT a happy camper. lol. It was funny though sitting there.
Cuz me and liz were talking about how our kids werent going
to get to go to disneyland till they can remember it. And im
like yeah...ill just give my kids a box that says disneyland
and throw some glitter around and shine a flashlight on them
and that can be the fireworks. lol. Liz was DIEING. It was
funny. :)

SO we got up and tried to go ride indian jones, but...the
line was just insane. SO we decided it was time to call it a
day. So we are walking back to the tram, and we get off the
tram...and right when i step onto the escalator my feet FLY
out from under me and i fell FLAT ON MY BUTT. lol. I just
sat there laughing and i was like, laughing and crying, i
mean...it didnt hurt but it had just been such a day...lol.
I was sitting there like hunched over and i was laughing and
said "ahahha this is the PERFECT end to the PERFECT day"
lol, and liz was just ROLLING. lol, but a nice guy came over
and was like "are you ook!?" and im just laughing and
laughing, and the people behind us were probably like GET UP
ALREADY. lol. It was REALLY funny. And it was a very
graceful fall if i do say so myself. lol. Liz was like yeah,
i tried to warn you but in the time i said "wow..." you were
already on the floor. lol.

SO yes...today was quite the adventure. lol. But i had a
good time. :)




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