Voodoo

Antics of the Young and Random
2004-12-20 19:08:50 (UTC)

Quotes page twelve

"She still sounds like a goddamn motorcycle."

"Oh yeah? Well if your brains were gas, you wouldn't have
enough to power a motorcycle around the outside of a
penny... god it smells like shit."

"JIMMAY BONG...squeeze the help not the lemons...i was
reading this comic book and the dudes face was small and
the black from his eyes and mouth was all smudged...it was
funny....."

"i wonder if you told john that his girlfriend is cat
shit...lol....hmm...snack snack snack
crack....boom...bitibddf...bichodd...diolch...WALES.....hump
er....i touched my boob in front of chef today...and i
said...'its too cold'"

"ty thinks i rub on him...and i almost accidently pulled
down his pants....I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN
TO.....:x....kingsleys on...ew....kingsley....ITS SOILING
THE WORLD....dom has no genitals...'LOOKIT ME MOMMY I HAVE
NO PENIS SWISH'.......no penis for jOO....jehavohs
witnessssss....NAZI AMERICA.....IDAHO....DOMDAHO...."

"my bunny bit my monkey on the bibidshihf.....BIBLE
WHORE.....ROB
ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"I just went 'Mluuuuhh' and licked it."

"I'm going to rip your nostrils apart!"
"Interesting."

"I silly stringed a church!"
"A church, huh? ...... You are a butt frenzy."

"How many phrases can they put Gundam into!?"
"Suck my Gundam!"

"Look, it's the midgets............. how'd they get two
Asian midgets?"

"Don't let the feces fool you."

"Cat protection?"
"Mluuuuh."
"You just licked the cat."

"I bet you lick your cat all the time."
"Shut up, you chicken fetus eater."
"Hey, you ate chicken fetus too."
"You ate chicken fetus before I did."
"I was eating chicken fetus before you were born!"

"'I was eating chicken fetus before you were born!' What
kinda thing is that to exclaim?"

"Ehhahaha! Everything's flying out of it like poop!"

"Buh-bye! Try not to get shot!"

"Burn my Sprite and call me 'Noooo!'"

"Hooray for reindeer, I knew they could do it!"

"*While burping* You bit the lip off my zombie."

"O holy shit."

"Ok John, check out these midgets."

"These are totally, absolutely midgets."

"In order for them to be midgets they have to be all
disproportionate and shrunken!"




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