Miss Thang

SEE THE DAY THROUGH MY EYES
2004-12-20 04:14:50 (UTC)

The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick


10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

yet another one i got from somoeone elses diary it's a
golden oldie but still funny :)




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