mr_drew

Andrew
2004-11-17 15:01:27 (UTC)

Double Death

Not humans, though. Fish. Decided to write this thread in
orange as a mark of respect. =)

We had two goldfish, Jeremy and A.Jay. They lived happily
for about a month or so, and then, a bombshell. Amy sent me
a text saying she'd found Jeremy floating on his side at
the bottom of the tank with A.Jay by his side. She scooped
him out and put him in a vase and I flushed him down the
toilet when I got home.

Later on, we went to town and bought the remaining goldfish
a companion. She, (well, we're just guessing), was about
three times his size... still sort of goldfish-looking,
though. As soon as we put 'her' in, she began to scoff all
the food we dropped in, leaving none for A.Jay. And after
she'd finished off the food, she was after him! She chased
him over and over around the tank, trying to suck him in
with her bobbing mouth. A.Jay just kept running away...

...Until Amy went into the kitchen later on, finding him
dead on his side in the same place as Jeremy had. He either
died of loneliness, or was bullied to death, we've
concluded. I flushed him down the toilet, too, but it took
two flushes! We spent the rest of the evening
called 'Tilly' a stupid bitch. I don't like her very much.




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