FloydianSlip

Going Postal
2004-11-08 00:11:25 (UTC)

Just one of the guys

Jeremy's mom was right about one thing about me. I'm not
exactly girly, but that doesn't make me any less of a
woman. I've always been a bit of a tom boy though. I
never liked shoes, I hated barbies, and my favorite game
wasn't playing house but either playing war or cops and
robbers.

Most of my guy friends treated me like one of the guys. I
used to wrestle violently with Josh and Scott to the point
of getting black eyes and bruises (not on purpose
though...I just had bad depth perception and bad timing of
running into knees and elbows). I used to wrestle with
the other Josh and Jessie. ...Though I think Jessie had a
crush on me and that's why he wanted to wrestle all the
time. It takes me 5 years to catch on to that clue. I
used to wrestle with Jessie and Bubba and Andy and Billy.

Being treated like one of the guys gives you the advantage
to hear conversations that aren't being censored because
there's a girl present. I've done my fair share of "tit"
comparing and who has the hotter ass. I know who most of
my guy friends want to fuck - as in have sex with for a
while and then throw away like a piece of trash and move
on to the next hottest thing. ...Not fall in love and
cherrish everything about them until the day you die.

I'm familiar with the way most of my guy friends want to
fuck said person. I'm very familiar with the phrase "Just
give me 3 and a half minutes...maybe 4, she'll be
satisfied for life." ...Or there's my personal
favorite "After I get through with her she won't be able
to walk for a week!" I'm not quite sure how much of that
is ego or wishful thinking, but it's sure sad. ...And
I've met girls that are just as bad. As hard and fast as
you can may look good for a scripted porn film, but it
doesn't necessarily please a woman in under two minutes if
at all. I don't know where guys get that idea. Maybe I
should ask Dustin...it's one of the things Shaina always
complained about when they "made love."

Working at various places and being the only child helps
too. As an only child you don't feel the need to fill in
empty spaces with mindless chatter. If you want to have a
quiet lunch break you can enjoy a quiet lunch break. You
don't need to talk to people just to have conversation
going. You can be perfectly comfortable in silence or you
could be just as happy talking to people. If you want to
talk to your best friend then you have a good time then
too.

I'm kind of the fly on the wall that nobody notices
sometimes. I've heard my fair share of guys talking about
the office/workplace hottie and how they'd like to fuck
her. ...And what's even more disgusting is most of them
are married. :/

I think it's interesting that there are books that teaches
men how to lie to a woman, and it's pretty disgusting. It
turned my stomach anyway. Out of curiosity I read one
such article once that was entitled "How to sack a
supermodel" or some gut churning title like that. It
talked about what to do after she has agreed to go out on
a date with you...how you could effectively eye her other
beautiful supermodel friends and still keep on your date's
good side. It also told of what you do and do not say to
her to keep her as long as you want and how to efficiently
dump her to move on to her hotter best friend while
minimizing the pain so that rumors don't spread and you
can keep recyclying supermodels over and over again. Sack
one supermodel and all her best friends and coworkers in
just X easy steps.

Sack. Fuck. Bang. Tap that ass. Yeah, that's love
right there.

After 22 years and all that I've been through I think I've
learned a little over the years. I'm pretty sure I know
when I'm being fed a line by a guy...it's all in the
eyes. It's hard to be trustful when you're used to being
used. It's hard to hear something that's genuine yet
sounds so much like a line that you've heard before and
sit there and not think "yeah right" then not get pissed
off about it. That's how guys can be doing everything
completely right and be genuine yet the girl gets pissed,
storms, off, slams the door and yells "PIG!!" And if you
were feeding her a line then you deserve that.

I trust my boyfriend though...it's all in his eyes. It's
been damn hard working through my trust issues. If ever I
start to doubt something he's saying all I need to do is
look into his eyes...it's all the affirmation I need. I'm
a very lucky woman...I really am.

Coming from a family of alcoholics I got to go to a lot of
weekend parties. Without ever having done it myself I
know exactly how much cocaine you give someone who's never
done it before. I know how you cut it to make a profit.
I know how you test it to make sure the dose is effective,
and I know what's the best stuff to sniff it with.

I can honestly say I learned a lot at an early age. I'll
never forget when I was 5-8 (hell I can't remember the
exact age)mom put me in a room and put on a disney movie
and this guy came in, got naked, put in a porn, and
started stroking it in front of me while telling this
chick to fuck him and asking my opinion about her ass and
tits. Boy was I pissed. He turned off my disney for
this?!?

...And then there's my past relationships with guys which
haven't exactly been the best. Oh I can't forget the
countless tears me and friends have both shared over a guy
doing something to a friend and her coming to me and
crying into my arms for what seems like forever. Holly's
just one of many examples, but I do realize that Holly was
never exactly innocent either. There was a time
though...

So is Jeremy that different from other guys? I think so.
I'm sure there are plenty of good guys out there and
they're being misrepresented by jerks, but show me and the
rest of us who have been looking or are looking for a good
guy because we don't know where you hide. You must all
live in a bunker somewhere because it's hard to find a
good guy. The saying is true...most of the time he's
either married (a big no no), gay, or in a relationship
with someone already (also a big no no).

If guys were more like Jeremy and less like jerks then
parents wouldn't feel compelled to give their daughters a
chastity belt and not let them date until they're 30 or
35. Guys know how guys think and that's why when they
have a daughter they want to lock them in a tower until
they die.

And it's pretty sad that by the time women hit my age or
even sooner they hit the "If this relationship doesn't
work out I'm turning gay...I'm just so sick of men." This
coming from women who have no real attraction to women and
in some cases think it's wrong. I know I've hit that
point in the past and I can think of at least 15 women
that I knew in high school or that I know now in college
that have hit that point. I know of 3 who have actually
acted on it swearing off men forever because they're just
so sick of all of it.

If you really wanted to you could probably argue that
maybe these people had feelings for women and were just
looking for the right excuse or opportunity to act on
it. ...But seeing the hurt and anger and fire in their
eyes from being hurt so many times...it's enough to
convince me there's something more to it than that.

Shallow people piss me off. Having a penis doesn't
automatically make you a man. ...And I know a lot of
girls that are just as bad as guys, and it's sad. If only
we could learn to love...in a perfect world...




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