Crazy What You Could've Had
Love's Sweet Exile
Man, I've just been stone cold sober for a week. It was a
great week and though I've had a few drinks I can draw a few
irrefutable conclusions from the night.
1 - It doesn't matter how much you drink, bints always look
a safe bet for action at the end of the night.
2 - Even the most likely of candidates ISN'T wearing a
Twisted Nerve badge.
3 - Money CAN'T buy me love
4 - Booty shaking is the way forward, girls, even if you're
only doing it because your friend wants my friend (And if
not, then thanks; I've always been an ass man, and a lot of
dreams can come true)
5 - There is no 5.
6 - Sobriety is less fun than drinking but better.