Saint Diodati

The Stock Report
2004-09-16 03:32:16 (UTC)

Vegetarianism is stupid as fuck

I can't stand it when people become vegetarians, and i've
noticed a pattern: It's either a confused celebrity (kind
of redundant) or a young person trying to make a cool
rebellious statement. Vegetarianism serves no purpose and
will never help anything or anyone.

1. It's not healthy. There's a reason why meat is edible,
tastes good, and is very nutritional. Don't even start
with the "meats cause so many diseases". LEAVE IT ON THE
GRILL LONGER CLOWN! Meat is good for you.

2. I put the "health" reason as #1 because it applies to
every single human being, while my #2 reason applies only
to Jews and Christians: The Old testament tells us that
animals were meant for various human uses, and that God
has intended for man to live in dominion over earth and
all its creatures.

If you're a vegetarian and you really think it's
worthwhile, go to your orthodontist and have your canines
and cuspids pulled....after all, they grew into your head
for no fucking reason right? Humans are omnivores, and you
can't change it. The refusal to eat meat only disrupts the
natural flow of the world. Abide by these instructions for
dealing with animals: Defeat, Eat, Repeat.




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