FloydianSlip

Going Postal
2004-08-30 03:03:35 (UTC)

Anything's possible

I gave in and called Aunt Lisa today. I asked her what
Briana's psychologist said about her and antisocial
behavior. Her psychologist doesn't believe she's going
down that road which is a good thing. She told Aunt Lisa
that not only is she going through a narcissistic phase,
but she's living in a fantasy world. She said that Briana
blames everything on the divorce of her parents. It's a
good excuse for now anyway.

I never thought that she was antisocial, but I was afraid
that she was going down that road.

Aunt Libby's birthday was yesterday so I called to wish her
a happy birthday. She said that Uncle Jerry took Patrick
to Ozzfest. I guess he got so excited about it that he
couldn't quit stuttering. Uncle Jerry said Patrick about
talked his ear off. I was like "awww."

Apparently Patrick now sleeps in nothing but his undies
because Sebastian went in to wake him up and he told Aunt
Libby that he looks funny. She goes in there concerned and
she has to explain to Sebastian that he just has a hairy
back and that there's nothing wrong with him. lol, that's
classic!

I wonder if anyone has talked to Heather...

Over the weekend I've now been in touch with everyone
except for Aunt Marylin. No one has talked to Heather in
about two years. The latest news I've heard is that she
was supposedly getting a house built by Habitat for
Humanity.

Uncle dumbass told me that Heather needed a car a while
back because hers went kaput. She asked her dad to help
her out and instead of helping her he told her it was more
important to pave his driveway. That's just how my family
works though. Sometimes they'll go out of their way to
help you and other times they'll turn their back on you.
You never know which one it's going to be.

And people wonder why I don't like my family...

The ghonorhea machine, the asshole, the cheater, the screw
you out of money, the steal your money, the leech, Mr.
Violence, and Miss Gossip... At least they're all under
one last name so if you ever look in the phone book you can
find it all in one place if you're a hitman.

ET is a personal friend of mine. - Cheech and Chong

I wonder...

I just put my car in the shop last week. It's my interior
lights again. Mike thought he had fixed it but he didn't
so my car is broke down in my driveway. I'm not too
worried about it though. I know it'll get fixed
eventually. Besides I still have the truck to drive until
my car gets fixed.

One year 10 months :)

The happiest year and 10 months of my life, and it's all
because of Jeremy.




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