broken hearted angel

Life of the lonely
2004-07-03 10:54:43 (UTC)

Wowies at work

i never really write anymore....wow. well my job is going
great. i love it! and i have seen some funny shit.
i had one boy come in the other night, he couldnt have
been more than 12. well he came in and was looking around
for the longest time. i had said something to another
customer about blow up dolls. well when that customer
walked away this boy walked up and asked if we really had
them, i said yea we do. well he didnt believe me so i
showed them to him. well i left him there and walked to
the register to take care of a sale. well the boy came up
a few minutes later with two things of hair spray(the
colored ones) and one of the blow up dolls. i was laughing
my ass off with my boss amy after he left.
oh and we got two boys earlier than same night, they were
the only ones in the store at that point. they went back
and were looking at the cards. well at one point amy
looked back and started laughing, so she told me to look
back there and i did. one of the boys had a boner. OMG it
was sooooo funny, they look ed to be about 14. it was
hilarious.
oh thats not all ive encountered so far working there(and
ive only been there a week.) well there was one
guy...looked to be the buisness type, prefesional, and
almost stuffy. well he came in and spent over $125 in sex
stuff. im talking rose petals for the bed, sex pleasure
kit, hand cuffs, body paint....the works. i was surprised
cause he didnt look the type for that kinda thing.
then last night. one guy came in and got a beer bong
which is like $9.99, he payed with a twenty and asked for
all his change in $1 bills, then exchanged a 20 for all
1s. he openly offered the reason why. he told me that his
buddy was having a bachelor party and they were getting a
stripper. of course the $1s were to fill the
stripper's "jar" according to him. im sorry, i didnt know
they had jars, i thoughts that what their underwear was
for.
well thats not all my stories, but thats some.....im
headed out now. love ya'll!




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