sodomy_and_lust

The Dirty Slurpee
2004-06-24 20:44:09 (UTC)

quotes from dusk till dawn

it happens to be my favorite movie and just for shits and
giggles imma put some of the quotes i like in here.

Let me explain the house rules. Follow the rules, we'll
get along like a house on fire. Rule number one: No noise,
no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun] Mr. 45
makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 45 answers it. Rule
number two:Try and escape see rule number one. Rule number
three:If you try to run, I've got six little friends and
they can all run faster than you can.

So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean
motherfuckin' servant of God?

Carlos: What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked
like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when
sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

Jacob Fuller: Has anybody here read a real book about
vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I
mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except
for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my
brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even
though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that
unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely.
You're gonna turn for me, you'll be my slave. You'll live
for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I
don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on
the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at
my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel.
Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot".
Welcome to slavery.
Seth:Thanks but Ive already had a wife!

Seth Gecko: Shit, I been to bars make this place look like
a fuckin' 4-H club.
Richard Gecko: I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been
to some fucked up places in my time, but that place is
fucked up.

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty
Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow
out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We
got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy,
bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet
pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse
pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have
it, you don't want it!

Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it
off, don't they?

Sex Machine: So what's your name, darlin'?
Kate: Kate. What's yours?
Sex Machine: Sex Machine, pleased to meet you.

Kate: Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for
me... please?
Richard: Uhh... sure.

Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the
road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's
World of Blood.





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