MADrob

This side of brightness...
2004-06-06 15:15:50 (UTC)

waffle house yuppy

Ok after a long night of drinking and smoking, its friday
night ( really saturday morning) its like 3 a.m. and me,
danny, and ian decide to go to waffle house.We sit with
this guy rian we know. So danny is drunk as can be and hes
be really loud and obnoxious and he says something like ''
fucking goddamnit'' and some guy goes '' you guys ruined me
and my wifes dinner blah blah blah'' and im thinkin its
like 3 a.m. so fuck this guy. And this guy kept on yelling
at danny, and danny goes '' allright im sorry'' and the guy
responds with '' dont apologize to me , apologize to your
parents '' and i say '' his parents died in a car wreck ''
and then the guy stands up and starts giving us some more
shit. This is the best part, and i guess the guy was so
pissed and so aggrivated that 4 teenagers at waffle house
at 3 a.m. were cussing, So the guy goes and pays our bill
for all of our food. What a fag, thats like my mom paying
me for getting D's on my report card hahahahahaha. So then
the guy goes outside and gets in his bmw. and drives by
really slow and watches as we laugh and talk shit about
him. So then we pay our bill and leave..... oh wait nm the
guy paid our bill for us. ahhahahaha. We go back to this
girls house and detar is allready really drunk. So i drink
and smoke some more. And then i tell detar to go jump in
bed with this girl joanne. So sure enough detar gets in his
boxers and runs up stairs, but her door is locked so
instead he just starts vaccuuming. Its like 4 a.m. and we
are in an apartment complex and detar is vaccuuming. I was
laughing so fucking hard. So then i stun gun detar like
twice and then i go home and pass out and sleep all day
saturday. la la la
hahahaha
peace.
I think we ruined that guys breakfast, but he sure made
mine.




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