sodomy_and_lust

The Dirty Slurpee
2004-06-04 04:36:44 (UTC)

have sex, use a condom, when filled turn inside out and start over!

ok so yesterday devin got stabbed with a fork for
comparing his top 2 favorite things, my mom, and pussy. so
my mom said she should be number one and stabbed him. and
i guess the poe poe started shit with him today. tisk
tisk. i got payed today, so i got new tats, new boxers,
shirts, and pants. woo. go me. im soon going to be taking
a shit load of pix for bme. ill post them on my site and
let ppl know where at on bme they are. holy shit! so today
i went for a walk to jamez's hizzy and we where talking
(devin was there as well, like he leaves my house) so him
and james where doing there norm and talkin shit to each
other. so devin pretended to piss on his porch. and james
pushed devin off of the skateboard. so james went inside.
devin whips out his dick and pisses on the porch! james
come out and throws a shoe and misses devin by like 3
feet. im of course cracking up cause james was pissed off
and his porch got pissed on. so just then his mom comes
home.......... james tells his mom what devin did. i told
his mom hi and whatnot cause we are cool now. she looked
at devin like what the fuck where you thinking!? and asked
why. devin said "james pushed me so i pissed on your
porch, then he narked on me." im petting my dog and trying
my damnest not to laugh at how stupid the conversation was
goin. so jamez's mom told devin to clean it up..... she
got out the bucket and scrub brush thing. james hooked up
the hose. im still messing with the dog like i dont know
these ppl. then after everything we go home...... what a
day WHAT A DAY......well im off.late!




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