Jack's Twisted Kingdom
et toi: female human, alien or otherwise, preference will be
given to human females.
specs: brain, two legs, two arms, 10 fingers and toes. skin
attributes: likes to laugh. has no particular objection to
seeing movies, alot. ;)
willing to live with flaws: insane 3 hour “need to get
ready” issues. nuttyness. needing constant attention. :)
moi: human male, (can provide dna and/or doctors note. HONEST!)
specs: brain (sometimes even turned on), two legs, two arms,
10 fingers and toes, skin, two non descript peircings
and addition permanent tattoo’s (all tasteful) forthcoming.
attributes: tongue peirced, can make others laugh. really,
sickenly, nice guy. will commit random acts of
kindness, (ie: flowers, candy, little notes, showing up at
your work and serenading you, also, other weirdness)
flaws, I hope you can live with: penchant for ranting about
how unfair the world is, but I can bear now that I
have a date to the movies. :) also, insane, must read
shakespeare out loud.
please apply through email, winner will be notified, by loud
obnoixous laughter, and fainting.
a prize of a brand new corset will be presented to winner,
(which will subsequently
bankrupt said boyfriend-intendee, but DAMN, will it be worth it)