Marco Jacksonovic

Crazy What You Could've Had
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2004-05-07 22:29:04 (UTC)

And Its Supposed To Be Like This.

Long biscuit, huh?

Anyway, what do you do? First thing, you check everyone's
alright. Yes. Cut and a bruise, but don't call the ambulance
and don't call the fucking police, don't call them, they'll
know I've been drinking so what do we do with the fucking
car, then?

Cone it out, get some cones from across the road at least
then cars coming up the hill'll see it fucking hell what
were you doing. You've got to call the police I CAN'T CALL
THE FUCKING POLICE I'LL LOSE MY FUCKING LICENSE I'VE HAD
ABOUT 7.

Do the cones work yeah they seem to two taxis came up yeah
that'd be really nice can you take his mobile number and
call us back with the incident room number and we'll call
them thanks no don't steal the Renault sign £150? We'll have
to move it then

No its not going to fucking start you 'tard Yes I was
drinking no I wasn't even driving No THE HAND BRAKES ON YOU
REMY no no no yes yes no he's told them we know we know you
are so fucking lucky.

I think that's how it went. It felt like that anyway.

He got away with it.


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