Crazy What You Could've Had
Whew! That was close.
I was nearly in a car accident tonight, but ended up sorting
people out after it. It was no fun.
I was invited down to the pub for a quiz, as you do, so I
went hoping I could help people out some. They got 11 out of
20, or 10....I can't recall. I got, like 9 of them. I'm not
saying they wouldn't have got them - they wouldn't have got
Nat King Cole, but he was only one answer - but its nice to
feel good, as I'm sure you know.
Anyway, after the quiz, 3 of my team mates needed to go to
ASDA, oooh....about 10 minutes walk away. Maybe less. So 2
of us stayed chatting in the pool room, and the 3 set off.
About 10 minutes later we heard a frantic knocking on the
window of the pool room, and looked out to see one of our
number there, shouting "Brian's crashed his car!"
At first we thought it was a joke, but eventually, after
he'd disappeared for about 20 seconds, we realised he MIGHT
be telling the truth for once. Looking outside, we saw
nothing, not even where he'd run to, so we gathered the
coats and headed to the door. It was locked, but eventually
a nice bloke saw us struggling with it, and let us out.
It was apparent from the second we went outside that he
hadn't been lying. There was a red Renault very much
battered with its front pranged against a generator - at the
bottom of Netheroyd Hill. It was not pretty.
However, no-one was hurt. Good news, huh? More on this
later. I want a biscuit.
WILT? Percy Faith - Theme From A Summer Place