perverted monk

seppuku
2004-04-20 04:16:18 (UTC)

The Adventures of Angry Bob

" Anrgy Bob was sad.
'I do not want to be sad,' thought Bob, 'I want to be
happy. I will start a parade.'
Bob organized the "Toot for Joy" parade and handed out
flyers and gave everyone kazoos and asked them to march in
the parade and "toot for joy".
Bob even signed up a sponsor, the global fast food chain,
Mickey Donalds.
On the day of the parade, a heavy rain fell. And no one
came.
Except Bob, who stood in the middle of a downtown street,
with his kazoo, and a shirt that said, "Toot for Joy-
Brought to You by Mickey Donalds."
'I will not be sad,' thought Bob. 'I will toot for joy
alone.'
So Bob began to march. And as he turned the first corner,
he saw heading toward him a different kind of parade... a
parade of 100,000 angry people protesting the spread of
large American global chains in the biggest anti-
globalization rally ever organized.
And there was Bob, kazoo in mouth, wearing his shirt.
His Mickey Donalds shirt.
Enraged, the mob attacked Bob. With each blow upon his
person, Bob exhaled, involuntarily blowing the kazoo and
tooting for joy.
Many toots-for-joy later, Bob died. "

-Pearls Before Swine




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