nin137

Nick's Journal
2004-04-12 20:46:44 (UTC)

Accept my most sincere apologies Sheena of The Hair Cuttery, you stupid fucking bitch.

so i came home for easter this weekend and of course my
mom sent me out for a hair cut the second i made it home.
i deterred my car and drove to the hair cuttery. there i
saw about 50 pasty individuals all slightly shaggy seeking
a trim just cos they had nothign better to do on a friday
afternoon. i'd hate to become someone who gets a hair cut
just to pass the time, ugh. anyhow, i tell them my name
is nick and the lady in charge puts my name down, telling
me that it will be 45 mins. now i don't know about you
but i don't have 45 mins. to spend on anything. i live by
that calvin and hobbes comic, if you don't know it then
just stop reading.
so anyhow, i came back about 2 hours later, cos i had the
time after all of my errands. and i talked to sheena
(again). i told her that i am here for a trim and she
gave me the square stance, apparently implying, "the fuck
you is gettin' a haircut up in here nigga."
"hi, i just need a trim."
--- bear in mind now there is NOBODY there---
"weren't you here a while ago?"
"yes i put my name down but i couldn't make it."
"well, we had you down for 3:30"
--- yeah they had me down for 3:30 like i have my
ejaculation down for 20 mins. we don't know when it's
coming, but we know there is no control over it.---
"i'm sorry i couldn't wait the 45 mins."
"but you could wait 2 hours?"
--- touche' although i actually finished all of my
errands, by now sucka.---
"well it was just too long of a wait at the time."
"we have a policy where we wait for our customers if they
say they will be here"
"how long do you wait?"
"until the next customer"
"it was booked"
"yes it was"
--- here she stopped realizing how the rest of argument
just got ape-fucked ---
"so you are denying me service, and yourself money because
of something i did that cost you no money at all?"
"THAT'S RIGHT!"
this was said with such empathy i couldn't believe it.
Sheena knew.
so i gave her my apology and was about to ask for a hair
cut when i realized the apology sufficed.
i really didn't want her around my head in her state of
mind.........especially with a pair of scissors.