Fuz

Get it out of my head.
2004-03-09 10:01:35 (UTC)

Invisible lead soup

How do you actually spell lead?
as in lead in a pencil.although these days it has to be
graphite or people start getting forced to wear law suits.
i suppose I could just put graphite and have done with it,
but it doesn't sound nearly as impressive or half as
dangerous-
'Invisible Graphite soup' just doesn't have the same ring
to it.no its going to have to be Lead or led or laed or
Lleide or something.
is it spelt 'lead' or is that 'lead' as in a dogs lead?
The periodic table thinks its called PB but thats just
stupid,the people that come up with that sort of thing are
flawed fundementally in their understanding of the real
world. Theyre all a bunch of barmy scientists that think
they can dematerialise and pass through walls to get into
girls changing rooms and the like totally undetected if
they try often enough. I say leave them too it. They all
seem happy enough.
it sounds like 'led' but thats like a 'Moses led his people
to the promised land'kinda led and I dont think thats the
same sort at all 'moses -heavy kind of metal that sends you
mad if you mess with it too much- his people to the
promised land. Although they did all go mad and that must
count for something.

LED, I am told, stands for 'light emmiting diode' and I
fancy that this too may be a different kettle of fish. Ive
never noticed led/lead/LED etc. emiting light, but then
again Ive never checked. Ive never seen it in the dark to
find out if its emmitinglight or not and I suppose if it
was dark then I probably wouldnt be able to find it anyway
without a torch or some other light source. but then it
would be the torch emmiting light and not the LED. and
my 'Invisible lead soup' led is invisible anyway and if it
were emiting light it would become visible and therefore
would stop being invisible and could no longer carry on
performing the role it was put here for- to be
invisible.Stands to reason. anyone can see that.

What do you mean 'Bad taste in music'? This is Prince!

I ate syrup on toast in bed last night.

Hey!Ho!lets go!to Spar...




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