Holy crap these are hilarious! just as a lil joke i thought
i'd throw in my diary!
sexysusan: Thats ok. Ok I'm a japanese schoolgirl, what are
J-Dogg: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
sexysusan: Haha, ok lets go.
sexysusan: I put my hand through your hair, and kiss you on
J-Dogg: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that
you are in my breeding territory.
sexysusan: Haha, ok, you know that turns me on.
sexysusan: I start unbuttoning your shirt.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't were shirts.
sexysusan: No, your not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's
just part of the game.
J-Dogg: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fuking charge
sexysusan: Stop, c'mon be serious.
J-Dogg: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus
about to charge your ass.
J-Dogg: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough
sexysusan: Thats it.
J-Dogg: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like
some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last
thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the
victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the
air on my mighty horn.
J-Dogg: Goddam am I hard now.
one more guys.....
J-dogg:Your pretty funny
DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
J-dogg: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of
J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa
John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just
dripping with sauce.
J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa
John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the
specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an
X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now?
Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook,
and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate:Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower...
J-dogg:You can't hurry good pizza.
J-dogg:I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
J-dogg:How did you know?
J-dogg:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the
shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the
pizza down on your coffee table.
J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all
wet and cold. Warm me up baby
J-dogg:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and
unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian
sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I
blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit
through the front door....
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shiat
wow, those made me giggle... brett and zach.. you perverted