Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2004-02-26 11:18:07 (UTC)

9 dating foibles

one: when on the first date, DON'T tell
her about the fact your Great, Great Aunt
on your grandpa's side was killed by Jack
the Ripper.

two: don't stare into her eyes, she may think
that you are going to eat her.

three: when she says, "lets go to my place", it
doesn't mean you're going to make out.

four: when she kisses you, try not to be surprised.

five: leaving before she says you need to, is NOT
a good way to make a first impression.

six: telling her about the love of your life
and why you dumped her on her ass, is not in
fact a good way to appear. Esp, when you still
get into the Rant stage of the whole fucked up
mess.

seven: kissing the girl goodnight, is polite. not
asking her if you can and leaving IS RETARDED...

eight: when she says, I like you, remember to say
thankyou, and return the compliment.

nine: when she kisses you. Worship the ground she
walks with her bare feet.




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