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2004-02-18 21:53:02 (UTC)

diet

Hello folks!!! sorry i havent been here very often but i'v
been busy.Eya. I've been thinkin,why the heck people havent
thought about this one thing that i have struck in my head.
what i have plunged in my head is Very VERY obvios.hmmmm.
lets say you walk in the mickdanalds (smile^_^) and your
ficksen to order up a juicee cream butter fat hamberger
with extra fat and a little FATT on the side.When suddenly
you see a HUGE FAT OBEES MUNKEYISHLY WIERD LOOKEN FATSO.
And ovcourse you're fixin to just wait in line for the
hopless casen to move.But just then you here the case
talking on the phone
"Yeah, Martey i've been on slimEX and i think its been
workin,i lost half a pound in one year"......
WOW!
WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!
!?did i not just here DIET!!!!!!??? IN THAT SENTINCE???!?!?
Shes 400(and a half^_^!)pounds! I JUST WANNA GO TO HER AND
THROW HER IN CRAZYGONUTS DIET ROOM AND PUSH THE FOOD RIGHT
OWTA ER!!!!!!!GODS SAKE! NOW, I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL YOU
THIS AD I"V WORKed on. Its just.......not to eat.....JUST
DONT!Stand allll day and do knothing!NO.NO slimEX it'll
just make you fater.the ad part of my idea is to simply ask
the state law to interupt the thing a person is watching
or simply make the tv go on and an ad goes PIng (on) AND ITS
of a popstar sayining saying in a deep voice

"do not eaaaaaat!DO NOT EAT!!!!!!DOOOOOOOOO
NOTRTTTTT^RTRTRTR
EAT!!!!(i am watching a thing about how ads are so
distructive to the brain,so i'm learning how to use my ad
to make people zombies HEHEHEEHEHE) then i would be a very
populer with people overweight. Now that i'm doone with that
whole thing i would like someone to coment on how I ismael
loofti helped you

-Ismael the Magnifacent-


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