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2004-01-26 21:33:54 (UTC)

Rules for Bedroom Golf

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The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play,
normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the
hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before
play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to
do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally
take time to admire the entire course, paying special
attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they
have played or are currently playing to the owner of the
course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage
a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in
case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to
play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find
the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to
be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced
players will find alternate means of play when this is the
case.

Players should assume their match has been properly
scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the
1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate
if they discover someone else is playing what they
considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of
any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission
before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time
permitting, to play the same hole several times in one
match.




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