Rev. Twitch

Rev. Twitch
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2004-01-16 15:18:46 (UTC)

300 pound tumor

300 pound tumor
way up in my ass
I didn't quite notice
till I tried to pass gas
It knotted my stomach
intestines and spleen
when it tried to kill me
I fell into a dream
Way up on a mountain
all covered in snow
I dreamt my true lover
was snorting my blow
when I tried to kill her
woke up with the shakes
It felt like my innards
were all full of snakes
I went to the doctor
who looked in my ass
he said it would come out
then they gave me the gas
So when I was conscious
looked down at my stuff
now I'm just a torso
with no stuff to fluff