Aledia
Tales of Hyperness
o.o the family planning clinic o.o
On sunday of this week mother (calls her this when im
talking all formaly lol) casulay walked into meh room, sat
on meh bed and goes..."Christina..." (goddamit why cant
she call meh Krissi like everyone else?!?!) "i want you to
go to the family planning clinc and go on the pill...."
My mouth kinda dropped open with shock and disbelief with
wat she was saying...O.O then she started giving me a long
lecture about sex etc...i was like i know...i know...I
KNOW -thru gritted teeth- like...i spent 5 years at
fucking boarding skool (real crap and shitty and i hated
it..met sum great mates there though lol), in a house FULL
of girls...what do you expect us to talk about when we're
like having a girly nite? BARBIES!?!?!?! uuughh!! just
cause she was( and still is) a midwife doesnt mean that
every girl are like those 15 year olds that she sees, on
their 5th kid..I KNOW i live near Pompy but that isnt so
for all the girls who live there and around!! so
annoying....so..to shut her up i agreed to go along and
book ze appointment down in Fareham on wednesday (y/day).
So off i went all on meh ownsome cause everyone was
too 'busy' to along to help their 'friend' lol (jk guys!)
sliding...looking left and right making sure anyone was
looking [real sad i know...but ive never been to one b4 so
didnt know wat to expect] had the mission impossible tune
in meh head as i kinda hopped along...and slided into the
clinic sucessfully without anyone seeing meh....yay!! got
in...then wen up to the counter...to find out...the clinc
was closed for the day...dammit...so they gave meh
times...w00ta!! 4-6 on Thurs..perfect...get it out the way
over and done with...so txted some pplz to ask if they can
with meh on thurs (2day) and YAY!! Niki and Nat agreed to
come along!! Jay!!
Fastforward to thursday (15th Jan 2004)
Day went by awakwardly ... lol...so clare wouldnt steel
our seats in english [okokok me and niki are all pikky ...
it feels weird if we sit anywhere else!!] meh and niki
went and had our lunch up in the classroom...[heh]...
blehblehbleh not very interesting...
Went to Fareham in the fucking bloody rain course forgot
meh brelly so had to walk with out..met up with Ja..she
had a really ugly brella so took the piss out of that
while we walked ... heh..the fun!! not o.o
Well got to the clinic blahdeblahblah went in..this where
it got all hehe
had the talk about pills...like how too use them..[already
know thou had to be it on for 9 months u.u;] dadada..then
she went onto the talk about putting a condom on guy...and
needed the plastic model thing....i was trying so hard not
to laugh...lol if Nate was there he wouldve had to walk
out or he would collapse on the floor laughing...hehe
well yeah she showed meh how etc... acting all
happy...uuggghhh! lol i hate ppl who are way too happy...
Meep!! gotta go sleep now...
Love
The One and Only
Aledia / Krissi
xxx
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