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An inconcluded life
2004-01-03 13:20:27 (UTC)

Secretaries count in schools!

THE DEAN
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
is more powerful than a locomotive,
is faster than a speeding bullet,
walks on water,
gives policy to God.

THE DEPARTMENT HEAD
Leaps short buildings ina single bound,
is more powerful than a switch engine,
is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
walks on water if the sea is calm,
talks with God.

PROFESSOR
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable
winds,
is almos as powerful as a switch engine,
is faster than a speeding BB
walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
talks with God if special request is approved

ASSOCIATE PROFFESOR
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall
buildings,
is run over by locomotives,
can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury,
treads water,
talks to animals.

INSTRUCTOR
Climbs the wall continually,
rides rails,
plays Russian roulette,
walks on thin ice,
prays a lot.

GRADUATE STUDENT
Runs into buildings,
recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times,
is not issued ammunition,
can stay afloat with a life jacket
talks to walls.

UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings,
says "look at the choo choo!"
wets himself with a water pistol,
plays in mud puddles,
mumbles to himself.

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them,
kicks locomotives off the tracks,
catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them,
freezes water with a single glance,
She is god!