Crazy What You Could've Had
-Stay Just As Far From Me, As Me From You-
'Cos I'm not not not not....feeling as Christmas-sy as I
could. Why? Well, I don't know, its all been taken with a
pinch of salt in our house. We loved ex-pat Patrick
Stewart as Ebenezer Scrooge and indeed Tim Allen in the
Santa Clause (that's an odd three Christmas movies I've
seen this year. Very bizarre) but Its A Wonderful Life was
taken from us in favour of loss.
Then there was some odd Eastenders thing, half an episode
of Teachers and trying to get a DVD drive working. A
normal day, feels a bit like a Saturday night, but with a
smidgen less violence, and I'm not going round
saying "Boston United? F*cking BOSTON?! Incredible! How
can they f*cking lose at f*cking Boston?!?!?!" like I
normally do, especially when we beat Scunthorpe.
Why did names like Scunthorpe not carry across to America?
Its not live Coalville is any more glamourous? Scunthorpe?
I ask you. Odd, isn't it? Plymouth is there, and York, and
Newcastle, and there'll be a Birmingham and a Leeds,
and...oh, everything. Does anyone come from Scunthorpe,
Mass.? Scunthorpe, Ohio? Scunthorpe, Lincs? What? You
won't admit to it? Ho-ho-ho.
P-p-p-pick up a penguin? No, p-p-p-piss off.
WILT? Loco. FLC.