AsiAnBoI

JusT AnoThEr Day In ThE LiFe
2003-12-21 05:32:28 (UTC)

thoughts strike again...

-We see many Chinese Elvis impersonators, why do we never
see any American Confucius impersonators?
-Is the easiest way to tell the difference between an oral
and rectal thermometer the taste?
-Is the biggest dilemma in life when you need to take a
dump, and vomit at the same time? Do you decide which end
to put in the toilet first because that would be what you
would least like to mop up off of the floor afterwards?
-How far is far?
-Even when you are not wearing a watch why do you still
look at your wrist if somebody asks you what the time is?
-If you thought you were in love with a philosopher could
he prove that you didn't, because you don't actually exist?
-Why?
-Is the best way to be a leader with a large following,
just to obey the speed limit on a winding, two lane road?
-Just where do baby storks come from?
-Could your eyes be called an school, because there are
pupils there?
-Why do commercials for clothing have kids in them who are
perfectly clean? Don't they know that no kid alive EVER
stays clean for more than ten seconds?
-If you went into a bookstore and asked the salesperson
where the self-help section is, would they tell you? And
if
they did, wouldn't thatjust be defeating the purpose?
-On TV, the commercial says that 8 out of 10 people suffer
from Haemorrhoids. Does this mean the other 2 people enjoy
them?
-Why is it that the hardest thing about business is
minding
your own?
-Why is it that when I take a long time doing something,
I'm slow, but when my boss takes a long time, he's being
thorough? And when I don't do it, I'm lazy, but when my
boss doesn't do it, he's too busy?
-Why are those labels on the back of your shirt collars
made out of the most irritable material on earth?
-Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in
a
suitcase?
-Why is it that the term 'mental institution' can be used
to describe both an asylum and a college?
-Is correcting incorrect "uncorrecting"?

yeah...

peace!




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