MysteriousRocker

On the Right Side of Left
2003-12-18 06:10:15 (UTC)

This is For YOU KATIEDID

So my friend Katiedid has decided that she wants to have a
boyfriend again and so she created an application for
prospects to fill out...so I tried to fill one out...

Name: Mysterious Rocker (I put the Mysterious and Rocker in
Mysterious Rocker)
Birthdate:

Proximity to my dormroom: About 30 minutes (from your house
about 5 minutes)

Willingness to visit me anytime i wish: All the time,
except for when I am in class, sleeping, studying, or
partying

Are you a jerk: NEVER...;)

How much money do you have/will you make: Well I am in a
band and we apparently have made it to the top of the
charts with "its that time of year again" so hopefully I
will be loaded...The band I belong to is called In-
Step...anyone reading this check it out we are number one
in the world currently...

Do you smoke: After sex...Hmmm I haven't actually
checked...and if you mean tobacco blah, eww, yellow teeth...

Are you "used": Well Yeah I am used often, I hate it when
people think they can get the upper hand and use people, it
pisses me off!

Will you buy me gifts: Sure, all the time...

Are you funny. Give Examples: (What are examples?)

How modest are you: Man I am the greatest looking guy on
earth, I have the best personality, the greatest comical
jokes, the smile, the hair, the matching clothes, the blue
eyes, I have it all, and I am rich. I am great...Well, I
try not to be too modest...I think that being very very
modest is pompous and arrogant and I hate people like
that...

Can you sing: LA LA LA LA LA LA (It's that time of year
again)

Are you hot: Actually I am in my basement right now so I am
a little chilly

Will you give sincere compliments: Your hot...

Can you give bear hugs: HUG HUG

Are you annoying: NOPE, Crazy, did you say crazy, I was
crazy once, they locked me in a round room, and told me to
sit in the corner, this is the song that never ends, it
goes on and on my friends, 99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer...Well I try not to be...

Do you dry peoples hair: With a towel, a blow dryer, or
stick you in the back seat of my car and let you stick your
head out of the window as I got 100 on the interstate?

Are you a convicted criminal: Not that I can recall...Well,
wwait, actually there was that one time...nevermind, it
wasn't important, nobody died...

Why would you like to be my boyfriend:Because I need
someone as funny as I am to compliment my comical sense of
humor

Anything else you would like to add:

Money??





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