InerThoughts

Chronicles
2003-11-17 18:11:44 (UTC)

Poking Fun...

Mood:Cheery..
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At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around
talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of
coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know, said another. "My cataracts are so bad I
can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands
are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" said a fourth.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my
neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in
agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly
walk!" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am, and where
I'm going," said an elderly gent.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced
an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded
in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman
cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive."
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Last Sentence explains it all...
Enjoy.




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