FloydianSlip

Going Postal
2003-11-08 17:36:39 (UTC)

Getting old

Welcome to our house where it's Christmas every day of the
year because we don't know any better. Our version of the
twist and shout is turning 90 degrees in our chair and
shouting, "Hey! I just soiled myself." Depends isn't an
answer to a question about our weekend plans, but rather
it's a brand name and an essential part of life.

When you tell someone break a leg it isn't for good luck
anymore but rather you have just put a curse on them.

The "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" commercial
isn't amusing anymore but rather it could send you into a
deep state of depression.

You misplaced your memory and you can't remember what you
did with it.

An atomic fart could kill you...

pfft




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